Been in Berlin. Fabulous museums, lovely people, a million ghosts, but is there a worse food city on the planet? (Slough, perhaps, but, okay then, 'in civilised Europe').

I think this must be some kind of twisted revenge on Southern Europe for its lax economic policies: Nespressoish-packaged flavoured weiss bier.

I can't even begin to imagine…

That said, this light lunch was terrific: